Just for a laugh (or a groan as is usual on the big day), here are the 10 best Christmas Cracker jokes as voted by the public.
If you have any better - and clean - cracker gags feel free to leave a jokey comment.What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
TwerkyWhy did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
Because they were two deerMary and Joseph - now they had a stable relationshipWhat does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
The One ShowWhat did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a crackerWhy don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf insuranceHow did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a mangerWhy is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numberedHow do you know if Santa has been in your shed?
You've got three extra hoesWhy was the Brussels Sprout sent to prison?
Because he was a repeat offender
